Um Seriously?

10 a.m. “Offices pulled over a vehicle traveling 5 mph that had all of its tires flattened,...

Mon, 14 May 2012 21:30:26 -0400

10 a.m. “Offices pulled over a vehicle traveling 5 mph that had all of its tires flattened, its roof caved in and windshield busted out. Police said the driver, a 41-year-old Steamboat woman, rolled the vehicle down an embankment near the Steamboat Springs Cemetery and was trying to continue to drive home after suffering minor injuries. The woman was taken to the hospital and arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol.”

-There are so many things wrong with this, I don’t even know what to point out.

One of the more intense protests I’ve EVER seen. (Start...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:30:00 -0400

One of the more intense protests I’ve EVER seen. (Start :40 seconds).

Source: The University of Colorado Boulder. #umseriously

I don’t think there is any way they could have made this...

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 23:05:21 -0400

I don’t think there is any way they could have made this poster any bigger/more readable.

Source: On a corner in Boulder, CO. #umseriously

9:34 a.m. “Officers were called to a report of someone in the 100 block of Hillside Drive who...

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 00:50:23 -0400

9:34 a.m. “Officers were called to a report of someone in the 100 block of Hillside Drive who had their email account hacked and spam email was being sent to friends.”

-Typically, you should just change your password.

Source: Steamboat Today. #umseriously

I wasn’t aware Boulder had a problem with kids playing on...

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 20:19:46 -0400

I wasn’t aware Boulder had a problem with kids playing on dumpsters. Interesting.

Source: Boulder, CO. #umseriously

What a high quality billboard. Source: Somewhere in the middle...

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 14:11:43 -0400

What a high quality billboard.

Source: Somewhere in the middle of Nevada. #umseriously

10:38 a.m. ”Officers were called to a report of someone putting trash on a vehicle parked in...

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 14:02:19 -0400

10:38 a.m. ”Officers were called to a report of someone putting trash on a vehicle parked in the 3100 block of Ingles Lane. Police said the trash was a letter complaining about how badly the car was parked.”

-Whoops.

Source: Steamboat Today. #umseriously

Well isn’t that clever. Source: Cuginos bathroom...

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 16:35:31 -0400

Well isn’t that clever.

Source: Cuginos bathroom Steamboat Springs, CO. #umseriously

A few other ways to put this: “Business hours...

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 13:57:00 -0400

A few other ways to put this:

“Business hours Monday-Sunday 8am-7pm”

“Business hours everyday 8am-7pm”

“Open 7 days a week from 8am-7pm”

Orrrrrr you could do it like this I guess.

Source: Saxy’s Cafe Boulder, CO. #umseriously

12:16 a.m. Officers were called to a report of a disturbance in the 1600 block of Graystone Drive....

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 17:50:26 -0400

12:16 a.m. Officers were called to a report of a disturbance in the 1600 block of Graystone Drive. Two women were slapping each other, and neither one wanted to press charges.

-“Slapping” each other? Sounds pretty serious.

Source: Steamboat Today. #umseriously

Thank god for McDonalds Express, the orignal one is just wayyy...

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 14:01:05 -0400

Thank god for McDonalds Express, the orignal one is just wayyy too slow.

Source: Conoco Gas Station Denver, CO. #umseriously

What's Wrong With These Signs? Signs?

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 20:43:00 -0400

What's Wrong With These Signs? Signs?:

Great new segment on The Ellen Degeneres Show today- “What’s Wrong With These Signs? Signs.” Check it out…and laugh.

Source: The Ellen Degeneres Show

That should be a fun ride home. Source: Parking Garage at...

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 23:08:45 -0400

That should be a fun ride home.

Source: Parking Garage at Boulder Digital Works Boulder, CO. #umseriously

WHATTT…A clever name. Source: The Summit Daily...

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 22:16:32 -0500

WHATTT…A clever name.

Source: The Summit Daily Breckenridge, CO. #umseriously

Perfect. Now you will never have an excuse to take a break from...

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 13:31:32 -0500

Perfect. Now you will never have an excuse to take a break from your electronics. Also, I can assure you that I have definitely seen A LOT of men working out in khakis, a belt and a dress shirt.

Source: DesignTaxi #umserioulsy

Just another restriction on roller blading. What’s new...

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 14:41:03 -0500

Just another restriction on roller blading. What’s new Boulder?

Source: Valero Corner Store Boulder, CO. #umseriously

1:16 a.m. ”Officers were called to a report of about 10 kids having fun and making noise in...

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:17:58 -0500

1:16 a.m. ”Officers were called to a report of about 10 kids having fun and making noise in the first block of Cypress Court. Officers gave a warning.”

-Those kids definitely deserved a warning for having fun.

Source: Steamboat Today. #umseriously

Fine, I guess I’ll just wait until you are...

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 14:31:27 -0500

Fine, I guess I’ll just wait until you are “bake” from the bank.

Source: Verizon Wireless Store Steamboat Springs, CO. Sent to me by Dana Tredway. #umseriously

5:17 p.m. ”Police officers and deputies were called to a report of a suspicious-looking item...

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 19:51:11 -0500

5:17 p.m. ”Police officers and deputies were called to a report of a suspicious-looking item in a yard in the 2400 block of Ski Trail Lane. Police officers investigated the item and determined it was a potato.”

-Feel free to make up your own comment on this one…

Source: Steamboat Today. #umseriously

This has some serious potential. Morning pick-me-up...

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 19:43:00 -0500

This has some serious potential. Morning pick-me-up perhaps?

Source: Mr. B’s Wine & Spirits Denver, CO. #umseriously