10 a.m. “Offices pulled over a vehicle traveling 5 mph that had all of its tires flattened, its roof caved in and windshield busted out. Police said the driver, a 41-year-old Steamboat woman, rolled the vehicle down an embankment near the Steamboat Springs Cemetery and was trying to continue to drive home after suffering minor injuries. The woman was taken to the hospital and arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol.”

-There are so many things wrong with this, I don’t even know what to point out.  

One of the more intense protests I’ve EVER seen. (Start :40 seconds).

Source: The University of Colorado Boulder. #umseriously

I don’t think there is any way they could have made this poster any bigger/more readable.
Source: On a corner in Boulder, CO. #umseriously

I don’t think there is any way they could have made this poster any bigger/more readable.

Source: On a corner in Boulder, CO. #umseriously

9:34 a.m. “Officers were called to a report of someone in the 100 block of Hillside Drive who had their email account hacked and spam email was being sent to friends.”

-Typically, you should just change your password.  

Source: Steamboat Today. #umseriously

I wasn’t aware Boulder had a problem with kids playing on dumpsters. Interesting.

Source: Boulder, CO. #umseriously

What a high quality billboard. 
Source: Somewhere in the middle of Nevada. #umseriously

What a high quality billboard. 

Source: Somewhere in the middle of Nevada. #umseriously

10:38 a.m. ”Officers were called to a report of someone putting trash on a vehicle parked in the 3100 block of Ingles Lane. Police said the trash was a letter complaining about how badly the car was parked.”

-Whoops. 

Source: Steamboat Today. #umseriously

Well isn’t that clever. 
Source: Cuginos bathroom Steamboat Springs, CO. #umseriously

Well isn’t that clever. 

Source: Cuginos bathroom Steamboat Springs, CO. #umseriously

A few other ways to put this:
"Business hours Monday-Sunday 8am-7pm"
"Business hours everyday 8am-7pm"
"Open 7 days a week from 8am-7pm"
Orrrrrr you could do it like this I guess.
Source: Saxy’s Cafe Boulder, CO. #umseriously 

A few other ways to put this:

"Business hours Monday-Sunday 8am-7pm"

"Business hours everyday 8am-7pm"

"Open 7 days a week from 8am-7pm"

Orrrrrr you could do it like this I guess.

Source: Saxy’s Cafe Boulder, CO. #umseriously 

12:16 a.m. Officers were called to a report of a disturbance in the 1600 block of Graystone Drive. Two women were slapping each other, and neither one wanted to press charges.

-“Slapping” each other? Sounds pretty serious.

Source: Steamboat Today. #umseriously

Thank god for McDonalds Express, the orignal one is just wayyy too slow. 
Source: Conoco Gas Station Denver, CO. #umseriously

Thank god for McDonalds Express, the orignal one is just wayyy too slow. 

Source: Conoco Gas Station Denver, CO. #umseriously

What's Wrong With These Signs? Signs?

Great new segment on The Ellen Degeneres Show today- “What’s Wrong With These Signs? Signs.” Check it out…and laugh.

Source: The Ellen Degeneres Show 

That should be a fun ride home.

Source: Parking Garage at Boulder Digital Works Boulder, CO. #umseriously

WHATTT…A clever name.
Source: The Summit Daily Breckenridge, CO. #umseriously

WHATTT…A clever name.

Source: The Summit Daily Breckenridge, CO. #umseriously

Perfect. Now you will never have an excuse to take a break from your electronics. Also, I can assure you that I have definitely seen A LOT of men working out in khakis, a belt and a dress shirt. 

Source: DesignTaxi #umserioulsy